We are writing to apologize for the delay. We'd anticipated the release of Sweet Pink last week, but there was a delay in shipping due to a customs hold up. We understand the importance of the wine for your next tour, so we can send you your 1,000 cases via private jet if you like.
We would also like to take a moment to thank you for being such a loyal Hello Kitty client. It's not often that a woman of a certain age is willing to channel her inner 12-year-old so readily and so convincingly, and few in the world understand that our Hello Kitty wines do not promote child alcoholism as well as you do.
Again, our deepest apologies for the inconvenience, and please let us know how to rectify the problem to best suit your needs.
Sincerely yours,
Sanyo
I think one way to rectify this inconvenience would be to give away free complimentary packs of Camel cigarettes delivered by none other than Joe Camel himself. Humph!
Posted by: Kels | 04/10/2010 at 02:33 PM